I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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