Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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