No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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