I smell stomach acid.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.