I think I won the penis lottery.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
