So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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