right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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