You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this boner is exhausting
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
