I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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