well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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