Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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