my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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