This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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