Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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