She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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