it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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