Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
