All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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