he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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