I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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