we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
