So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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