i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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