Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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