In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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