as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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