found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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