oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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