my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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