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Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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