I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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