We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The uberlube is also flammable
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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