absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and she was petting her beer can
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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