Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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