how hairy? two words: wookie tits
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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