Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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