i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Text me some of your sweat
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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