its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?