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• (618): View more from Illinois

  its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.

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• (949): View more from California

  When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs

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  I accepted the offer

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?

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