I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.