Im at strip club and am horny
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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