You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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