ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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