its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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