Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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