And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again