Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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