he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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