i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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