Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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