worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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