You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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