So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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