after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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